03.18.07

Three dreams, none what I'd call lucid [you think/say something very close to the lines of 'it's a dream' and not 'wow, this is dull, I should summon a door before those strange things catch me and figure out why my English teacher's suddenly a married man']

Dream one-
Something about putting baby oil on my nails...

Dream two-
I was stuck at an audition for a play and I, who cannot dance unless half drunk to save my life, am thrown into the 5:26 leading role auditions. The dance moves were simple for everyone but me. All I had to do was a 'hip thrust' [which was actually swing my arms and snap to the beat], a 'jazz' [some funky snake like movement], and something else that has escaped my mind.

So, to prepare for this, I went to an elderly woman's house, a former famous soul singer/dancer, she taught me something dance moves, but none of them were the ones I needed to learn albeit the 'hip thrust.'

I went back to the audition area and some guy kinda taught me how to do the 'jazz' but I was moving to rigidly to do it right.

I went to the director and asked her a few things, and she told me something along the lines of "Mrs. *English teacher's last name* recommended you."

"But my English teacher's not married." An image of my Geometry teacher popped into my head [but she's married to someone else so...]

"Oh, well, here's the letter."

I took it and read it, completely sure that it was my English teacher who wrote it since it was so fluid and proper, the stationary was a seascape background with a manatee.

In the end, I was too intimidated to try out and resigned since I never wanted the position in the first place. One of my friends who was auditioning was relieved while the other girl just smirked at me, like it was because of her I dropped out. The smirking girl got the position.

Dream Three-
Just as life like as the previous dream, so I didn't become lucid but I had full control of the dream [I think it's because of the banana I ate for breakfast].

We, a teacher whom I've never met, a few DC dream friends, and myself, were waiting in a sandstone based valley labyrinth, resting in some form of a natural ledge/bench.

The teacher said a few things and I asked, "Are you a masochist, because I'm a bit of a sadist myself, though I think I'm more of a cynic." [Random but the DCs didn't do anything about it].

The teacher just looked at me funny.

We all ran off because something was coming after me. There were five people after me; two of them where the DC friends (who I could care less if they caught me), Ed from FMA, Envy (Which I thought, 'Hey, it wouldn't be too bad if it was him who caught me'), and the last one was some robotic teddy bear that was after me.

So I ran. And ran. And ran. Eventually, the smartened me summoned a door [without realizing I was dreaming] because I thought, 'Wow, I'm way too lazy for such things, I'll escape by walking through this door here,' while I was resting near the door's future home.

I went in that room, found a weird guy who said he'd let me out if I managed to throw food in his mouth so I magically/psychically flung food at his face and he repelled it in the same way. Luckily, I managed to get some milk in his mouth and escaped via new door.

That new door was really a joke. It led me straight to my dear friend The Persian Teddy Bear, who opened another door for me and let me ride one of those wire things that had some sort of wheel rig on it that's carry across the wire. Too bad my friend was on the evil teddy bear's side. They wanted to revive something called mother and wanted me on there side 'cause I was strong and constantly becoming stronger.

Right when he tried to give 'mother' some 216 weird electro blob, I stole it from him after finding and consuming the 520 blob that he complained I hid from him last time we met [of course I usually tend to get dream memory that gives me the highlight memories of that dream life].

I fled and went out the only door there was to be back in the labyrinth. He tried to send the bear after me warning him, "Don't attack until she's stopped leveling." [I ended up a level 12, which was pretty strong in that dream, like a 120 I guess]

I blasted the beast and ran to the convenience store to pick up a prescription for my dad, wondering if I'd find Ed or Envy there. My dad ended up getting the medicine and leaving.

So then I waited. And waited. And woke up from I guess a lack of either brain or dream activity.

I don't know if that's what you'd consider a lucid dream or not, but I don't so the dry spell seems to be like the weather here, only teasing you with ideas of ending it but not doing so, how farce.